More recruiting

Not only do the big companies want me, but so do the schools. Mommy's high school alumni magazine was begging for news so she told them of my arrival. They sent me this t-shirt when they heard. Apparently they have money to burn, but I guess that is not surprising given their large endowment and high tuition. It came complete with engraved card from the head of school and his wife. They didn't bother to sign it by hand, but apparently are less formal than when mommy went there since they used just their first names on the card.